This promposal isn't particularly offensive, traumatising, or annoying, it just doesn't exactly seem like a lot of thought was put into it. In fact, it reads more like you suddenly realized you were the only one at your lunch table without a prom date, grabbed the nearest thing you could find to write on, and convinced yourself it was way more creative than sending a text. Is it even safe to eat an orange after you've written on the peel with permanent marker? Come on, we know you're better than this!
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