‘You can’t sit with us.’
‘Of course I won darling. I always win!’
‘I just pulled… oops.’
‘I can’t believe I won! Eeeeekkk!!! Must act cool and not bothered.'
'An all-you-can-eat buffet is never a good idea. I hope they can’t see my food baby…’
"I hope my butt looks big in this"
‘Erm.... I think my nipple jelly just fell off.’
'He did WHAAAAT??'
'But first… LET ME TAKE A SELFIE!’
By Steven Francis Westlake